"Pop culture is a joke, I just polish it."
For the last 11 seasons, Dodgers fans have been spoiled by their playoff runs. Since the Guggenheim Baseball Management took control of the team, they have won 9 divisions and have missed the playoffs just once.
Low scoring games are becoming this season’s theme for the Los Angeles Galaxy. Playing without Chicharito and Joveljic, the team tied 0 - 0 to a depleted Portland Timbers. Another game, another reminder of just how much the winless LA Galaxy’s offensive depth is shallow.
A Gen Z baseball fan stood up and yelled,”You belong in the minors, Trout.” His red-coat spirit cheered for the Great Britain baseball team. The young man became a heel in a stadium full of Americans rooting for a team USA that compares to the dream team for the 1992 Olympics.
Imagine becoming the only Major League Soccer goalie to block more than 10 shots on target in two separate occasions. You pour your heart and soul into the game. Another day, another 90 minutes in the office doing a damn great job. Only to have your offense take 8 shots and only 2 on target.
Home field advantage matters on a smaller scale, but will it affect the LA Galaxy’s season? The supporters groups plan to boycott the season until their beloved team changes for the better.
If you’ve ever been bored with a group of friends, you know how to play F***, Marry, Kill. The game is very problematic when people’s names are involved. But it really lends itself when you want to analyze a baseball team. So, let's get started: Kill, F*** , or Marry, the Los Angeles Dodgers’ offense, defense, and their pitching staff.
I'm turning 32 this year and heart burns have replaced hangovers as my arch rival when it comes to drinking. I won’t allow heart burns to stop me from doing what I love, doing hoodrat things with my friends like playing Beer Pong.
“Save the leprechauns! They’re on the brink of extinction. I’ve never even seen one in my life, sober! Hey, Lil’ Man, you got a new hat.”
"Putting a riddle-obsessed freak was easier than dealing with @ThePenguin$_bratt saying “All those daddy issues are stopping you from flying.” She doesn’t know how damaging those words are. There’s nothing in my utility belt to help me become sticks and stones."
"If you manually change the time I swear I will turn myself off anytime I see you go into the restroom. Ya nasty! You’re over here, defecating and touching the same phone that you use to call your momma with?"
About the Writer
By night, Anthony Solorzano II writes jokes, this is not one of them. By day, he teaches English where he works out his jokes in front of his class. He writes and directs sketch shows. He blogs about the LA Dodgers and Galaxy. He puts in his own writing into his assignments and has his students give feedback. As you can see, he's a Gemini.